The day of love is just around the corner, and you have no idea what to get him. What are those things he talks about? Bitcoin? Tesla? (If you can afford any of those things, you shouldn’t be reading this.)
We’ve compiled a list of the coolest gifts that l give the impression that you’re uber-thoughtful and totally were listening to him talk about blockchain or whatever.
Grooming gifts
He’ll never admit it, but nagging him to do skincare worked. Men love their beauty routines, as long as you don’t call it a “beauty routine.” The trick here is to make sure these are aptly labeled and marketed towards men. Focusing on immediate results and utility of said products as opposed to frou-frou claims (“wrinkle reducing”? “ceramides”? Trust us, he does not care.)
Tweezerman Stainless Steel Nail Clippers ($11)
Does your guy have claws like a werewolf? He needs this tool in his bathroom cabinet. It’s the best gift you’ll give yourself, too.
Quip Refillable Floss Pick ($25)
No one, not a single soul, is flossing enough. This beautifully packaged, refillable flosser is practical and fun. Oral hygiene, for the win!
Nivea Men Face Cream ($6)
Most men don’t like the idea of using specialized cream for a specific purpose. Lotion is lotion. The Nivea Men face cream is a great one-and-done product that smells great and he’ll actually use it.
Stryx Concealer Tool ($20)
Magically remove dark under eye spots and any signs of the prior night’s shenanigans. This concealer tool will give your man an edge they didn’t know they could have over those 20-something year olds.
Tools and toys
Men just love anything with a purpose and utility. Give a man a tool, any tool, and he will immediately want to prove to you that this tool, in his capable hands, can achieve greatness.
Hint: If you want your man to find things to fix around the house, this is a great technique to get them off the couch.
Leatherman Surge Multi-tool ($130)
For the uninitiated, a Leatherman is like a Swiss Army Knife on steroids. It can do everything. For the best bang for your buck, Leatherman’s Surge is the best overall multi-tool gadget. It’s made to tackle a variety of jobs and includes some of the company’s best technology.
Ridge Forged Carbon Cash Strap Wallet ($75)
This forged carbon fibre wallet holds up to 12 cards without stretching. It also blocks RFID signals, protecting against wireless theft. The future!
Dissim Inverted Lighter ($48)
These sturdy lighters were designed for both standard upright and inverted use, greatly reducing the risk of burns. An ergonomic wet dream, these lighters are sure to ignite the hidden pyro in their heart.
Tech stuff
You simply can’t go wrong buying your man some tech stuff. But instead of looking for the regular run-of-the-mill gadgets your man can find anywhere, here are some ideas for things he probably hasn’t thought of.
(We just saved you from buying him an Apple Watch. You’re welcome.)
AnZa Concrete Espresso Machine ($1,180)
Well, shoot, we lied — some of these gifts are expensive. But consider this: Concrete, wood, brass and steel. These elements are catnip to men, on par with the female equivalent: “Sephora gift card.” Use those elements to construct an espresso maker and you’ve got yourself a success story.
SUB Home Tap Beer Dispenser by Hopsy ($149)
Developed by a company that specializes in espresso machines, this beer dispenser drips style. If you man loves beer, this is the thing to get him. It keeps the beer cold and fresh and fits snugly on your kitchen countertop. Essential tool for any man-cave dweller.
Minipresso ($49)
This is a mobile espresso maker that is hand-powered. Highly portable with an ingenious, built-in “semi-automatic piston”. Every time you utter the words “semi-automatic” and “piston”, a bearded fairy creams its pants somewhere in the universe. Magic.
Remington Shortcut Pro Self Haircut kit ($38)
It’s 2021 and a lot of us are still in lockdown, meaning your man’s flow is probably out of control. Give him the gift of a trim.
Cloudnola Flip Clock ($140)
Mixed retro style and modern aesthetics. You simply can’t go wrong giving this as a gift to a man who loves watches and manly modern interior design. It will tickle any minimalist lovers’ little heart.