The World Doesn’t Need Cancer Season

2020 has been filled with strife — the last thing we need is a lunar eclipse in Cancer.

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It’s been a hell of a year, which is an understatement. Which is why we here at Wild Outlier are filing a motion to cancel Cancer season. Let’s just skip it entirely. 

Nothing against Cancers, really. Meryl Streep, Anjelica Houston, and Sailor Moon are Cancerian crabs! It’s just that we’ve been trapped inside since early March, the last thing anyone needs is the endless depths of introspection foisted upon us. Just as the weather was getting warm, too. 

If you’re feeling thin-skinned, vulnerable, pessimistic, and like every little thing is enough to launch you into a full-blown emotional crisis, don’t blame yourself. Blame Cancer season. Unless we all collectively agree to throw the rest of July into the toilet, we’re all going to be wandering around like a raw exposed nerve crossed with a zombie. Three more weeks of brain fog, anxiety attacks and over-analyzing whether the barista hates you because they didn’t say, “Have a nice day” back at you? No thanks. 

Let’s just all move on to cheery Leo season, or invigorating Virgo season and throw these crabs back in the ocean.

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